Nov 30, 2010

Home Sweet Home...kind of

So I am here in Tallahassee.  Day 5.  I finally have a moment to breathe.  I don't want to go into the details of the move, we basically worked our asses off with some help from family and friends, and now we are just working on finishing the apartment.  This evening I went with my father-in-law to drop stuff off at Goodwill and got rear-ended (thanks for the warmest welcome Tallahassee)...then the guy ran off, we got his license plate, then the cops found him and we rode in the back of the cop car to go ID the dude at his house.  He was driving on a suspended license. What an asshole. It was pretty crazy.   I was just glad Serena was not in the car.  Luckily it didn't take too long to send the sinner to jail and then we were off to the mexican restaurant to have a huge beer and way too much food.

So now that I am a SAHM (stay at home mom), my world has been turned upside down...but in a good way.  I am looking forward to the next couple weeks of finishing setting up my awesome 3 bedroom apartment and then filling my days with awesome stuff.  I need to get back to writing music.  I need to meet some new friends.  I need to relax and enjoy retirement.

Nov 8, 2010

Cha cha changes!

Hey everyone!  I have been MIA and will be for about another month...I am moving!  Alex accepted a job in Tallahassee.  It's about 4 hours away from where I live now, which is where I have always lived, so this will be quite a change.  I have never moved out of the Orlando area.  It's gonna be crazy.  I will try to blog as soon as I get settled in. I will become a stay at home mom, so that means I will be bugging ya'll all the time.  Can't wait to tell you about my new city.  Tallahassee watch out!

Nov 2, 2010


I just wanted to comment on mommy drama.  I know all women are bitches, my brother tells me that all the time.    I have a lot of confusion about how women can have so much drama going on...where the hell do they find the time and energy?  I was so excited when I entered the parenting "club" and it seemed like at first, it was this wonderful world of helpful advice, warmth and understanding.  I think once your baby hits 6 months the "other mother love" starts to spoil  like Goo Goo's diaper in my trash can.  Here are the 2 reasons why I am talking about this:

1.  In my play date group (which I rarely participate in because I am a full-time working mom) there is this huge uproar going on.  All I know is that I have been to a couple of play dates and everyone has been super cool.  Then, I get this email from one of the group coordinators.  Let's just say it wasn't pleasant.  It was long and she kept referring to "HIGH MAINTENANCE" moms and basically telling them, in every way possible, that they can shove it.  I guess I can't really say anything because I am pretty much an outsider in the group, but it was pretty unprofessional.  It was one of those emails that you should write and then delete.  I can't believe she sent it to all the moms, which I think there are like a 100 or something.  It was uncomfortable.

2.  I go on and I am a part of one of the birth month forums.  I have been going on there since the day I got pregnant and there are so many women going through the same thing, so it's been really cool to not feel like I am the only one in the fat, ugly and scared boat.  Anyway, lately these women have been ridiculous.  People are getting kicked off!  How do you get kicked off of a mommy forum?  Good god women.  Get a hold of yourselves!  Who even cares enough to kick someone off?  If I see some shit on there that is stupid I just don't read it.  It's simple ladies.  Maybe I just don't understand because I work all day.  A month or so ago all these women were talking about calling social services on this chick for posting a pic of her baby with a beer bottle.  Seriously, the baby was not drinking a beer.  The baby was sucking on it because it was cold and it felt good on his gums.

To sum up what we have learned here today...Don't worry be happy...Keep it simple stupids' and get a F$#&@(* life ladies!

So there.

Nov 1, 2010

Trick or Treat!

Halloween weekend was awesome.  I had a baby free friday night.  Alex and I went to a friend's party and I got a LITTLE tipsy.  Damn beer pong.  Then saturday night we took baby in tow to another party.  She was a hit, of course.  On Halloween we carved a pumpkin, watched football and then went trick-or-treating in the neighborhood.  Here are some pics!

I am also loving all of the posts from other bloggers out  there...there are some super cute costumes on your little ones! Thanks for sharing everyone!

Bring on thanksgiving!