Feb 26, 2011

March 4th EW Issue

In the March 4th EW (entertainment weekly) issue they post a "TV Renewal Scorecard"...who's in and who's out.  I'm such a TV head.  I love it.  Here are the good (happy they aren't giving it the boot), bad (don't cancel this one!) and ugly (I am super pissed off and may not watch TV again...no, not really) according to me.

Their Sure Thing category: Good: 30 Rock, Vampire Diaries and Modern Family

Their looking good category: Good: 90210, Gossip Girl, Desperate Housewives, Hellcats, Parenthood, Parks and Rec

Their 50/50 chance category: Bad: Chuck

Their Danger zone category: Ugly: One Tree Hill and Lie to Me

Their Dead and Buried category: NONE!!!  Hell Yeah.  Alex says I watch crap TV, but so does the rest of America!  Booya.

Feb 17, 2011

The Greatest Love Story...again

a pic of me and Alex is 2007
So I'm watching Regis and Kelly's "The World's Greatest Love Story" week, they basically do a story, every day this week, on a couple they chose that has "The Greatest Love Story".  OK.  You guys know me by now, I am a total sap...along with being a total cynic.  I'm watching these stories crying my eyes out while rolling them at the same time.  It's like, can't they pick a normal couple, one that says "hey, we met at  a bar, got drunk, fucked, and then had a rocky couple of years, until we finally decided, "Hey we can't see ourselves fighting with anyone else, and we think at this point we can't do better"...and now we are married.  Where are those stories?  It always has to be these heart-wrenching, literally unbelievable stories.  It reminds me of my best friends wedding I just went to in Mexico.  Everyone was so into their "love" and how amazing they are and uplifting...it was great...but also a little too much.  No one in perfect.  I like to know the dirt, the really shitty stuff.  That is what makes "The Greatest Love Story".  To deal with anyone's shit, to spend your life with one person, to have a normal relationship with no sob stories or horrible accidents...that is love, just living one boring day to the next, like 99% of the population.

Feb 13, 2011

Wedding Crasher

My best friend came into town, it was sort of a surprise and definitely needed.  Alex is a week away from his bar exam...one week until I can relax with my husband, since...4 years ago.  Anyway, Andrea came up here to Tallahassee and I planned some bridal appointments for her to try on dresses.  I got so excited after I told Alex because this is my last chance to have this memory.  All of my best friends are married.  My other best friend, Chrissy (who's wedding we just went to in Mexico) lives in DC, so I couldn't go with her when she found "the one"...the dress, not the man.  I was sad.  So, thank angel Andrea for giving me this opportunity that I was craving.  It sucks cause I found my dress the first day I looked, the second shop, and it went so quick.  That's a good thing though.  If you don't know this about me, I am a HUGE wedding fan.  I am literally addicted to weddings.  When I get an invitation it's like crack...no...meth.  That's worse.  I think weddings are the greatest moment of our lives.  What, having babies is better you say?  Oh, let me see, popping a baby out of your vag does not qualify as the best day.  It was necessary to have my best friend, but not fun.  Not fun at all.  Anyway, I love weddings and I am so stoked to be the maid of honor, the only lady by her side (no other bridesmaids!!) and I am stoked to party like a rockstar and make an ass out of myself on their greatest moment/day.

Feb 5, 2011


living it up

master of the speaches...an honor

first time eating escargot...it was DELICIOUS

duties of a matron of honor

the gorgeous and peaceful bride...my bestie since 3rd grade

arghhhh...walking the plank

their love is sickening..lol, JK, they are beautiful

the cocktail hour with Mariachi band

I was crowned dance floor queen with a glow stick...lol

Sure, pour mystery tequila "street" drink down my throat

2 for 1 airplane cocktail, thanks Alex for being military :)

hells yeah, all inclusive baby

best friends

yes, those are grasshopper flakes, yes they are yummy

drunk in the elevator

post baby bod, I am proud...I worked hard!

lovers :)