It has been a really long time since I have written an application, unless you include the application I filled out to have my baby. Which I flubbed. Don't ask. I am attempting to join the Junior League of Tallahassee . I know I don't really fit the description of a member, but I would like to be! Is that sad? Since moving here to small town Tallahassee and having left all of my friends behind, I feel the DEEP YEARNING to take over Tallahassee...since it is so small and I am such a badass. Seriously though, I want to start helping out my community and making more friends and meeting new people with kids that Serena can throw things at. I tried my best to make myself sound awesome. It was hard. If you know me, you know how awesome I am, but ask me about my professional affiliations and past do-gooderness (yes I said that word) and I am at a loss. Doesn't it count that I want to be a better person for my community? I think so. I mean, I was captain of my freshman cheerleading squad! Alex assured me that if they didn't accept me, we could burn the place down. He has a sick humor. So, JLT....accept me for who I am...just accept me....you'll see how awesome I am.