Application Schmaplication

It has been a really long time since I have written an application, unless you include the application I filled out to have my baby.  Which I flubbed.  Don't ask.  I am attempting to join the Junior League of Tallahassee .  I know I don't really fit the description of a member, but I would like to be!  Is that sad?  Since moving here to small town Tallahassee and having left all of my friends behind, I feel the DEEP YEARNING to take over Tallahassee...since it is so small and I am such a badass.  Seriously though, I want to start helping out my community and making more friends and meeting new people with kids that Serena can throw things at.  I tried my best to make myself sound awesome.  It was hard.  If you know me, you know how awesome I am, but ask me about my professional affiliations and past do-gooderness (yes I said that word) and I am at a loss.  Doesn't it count that I want to be a better person for my community?  I think so.  I mean, I was captain of my freshman cheerleading squad!  Alex assured me that if they didn't accept me, we could burn the place down.  He has a sick humor.  So, JLT....accept me for who I am...just accept me....you'll see how awesome I am.