Rite of Wifedom
Kitchenaid mixers are a rite of passage into being the perfect homemaker/wife/mother/woman. It's like, you could live in a shitty trailer, but if you had this gleaming Kitchenaid mixer, you are golden, even envied, you know, among us non-owners. I'm just saying. I mean, no offense to my friends that have one. It's awesome. I just think it's the the icing on the cake...pun intended.