Rite of Wifedom

I was just thinking and thought I would share my thought with you.  Does that make sense?  I feel like Kitchenaid mixers are a rite of passage into being the perfect homemaker/wife/mother/woman.  It's like, you could live in a shitty trailer, but if you had this gleaming Kitchenaid mixer, you are golden, even envied, you know, among us non-owners.  I'm just saying.  I mean, no offense to my friends that have one.  It's awesome.  I just think it's the the icing on the cake...pun intended.