My new book idea...
Renee's guide to Baking Retarded Christmas Cookies
(I made some semi bell shaped sugar cookies with what looks like poop on them, but they tasted good)
Also, I successfully made some ornaments out of old CD's, construction paper and a bunch of scrapbooking leftovers I had at home. I had to improvise with Jesus's name (REP-RE-SENT), since I ran out of all the letters that would spell anything that had to do with non-religious xmas stuff.